Sunday 28 October 2012

Time Travelling

2.31am (GMT+1), Sunday, 28th October
Jamie and Jith have some friends over in the living room. K is a tea fanatic. Stephen has an iPhone.

K: Can I have some tea?
Jith: No! It's way too late. If you'd asked an hour ago you could have had some.
K: ???
Jith: If you go back in time and ask me an hour ago you can have some tea then!
Stephen: [Checks phone] ...oh. It's one o' clock. The clocks have gone back.
K: Can I have some tea then?
Jith: Yes, you may.

Tuesday 31 January 2012

How is this going to be hard?

12.12am, Tuesday, 31st January
Jamie, Joe and Jith are discussing a unit about Web Technologies.

Jith: I guess he teaches that stuff because there may be people who have never used the Internet before on the unit!
Joe: Yeah, those people DEFINITELY exist on our course...
Jith: I meant to say "people who have never made websites before"!