Monday 28 February 2011

Yuman Beings

10.42pm, Monday, 28th Feb
The gang are watching Cosmos with Mikey. Carl Sagan suggests that humans could have been worm-people if the earth had different conditions.

Jamie: Think about it, if someone cuts you in half, then you've got a mate!

Thursday 17 February 2011

Speed Dating Reflections

9.59pm, Thursday 17th Feb

Jamie: I don't believe in soulmates. Probabilistically, there are a hundred girls out there that I would be happy to spend the rest of my life with. It's just a matter of making sure the one I choose doesn't find out about the other 99!

Sunday 13 February 2011

I'm Not Actually Awake, You Know...

2:26pm, Sunday 13th Feb
Joe is sitting at his desk, using his computer.

Joe: I need to get up.
Jith: ...but you are up, at your computer!
Joe: No, I mean properly up.

Lemon Drizzle

2:24pm, Sunday 13th Feb
Josh is making a cake.

Joe: [via text to Jith] Who is Josh making cake for?
Jith: Josh, Joe asks who are you making cake for?
Josh: The Right Honourable Lembit Opik.

Sleep Is For The Weak...

3.05am, Sunday 13th Feb
Jith: I've been up for 12 hours. That's pathetic.
Jamie: That's more than me!