7.43pm, Saturday, 8th October
A friend of the flat's friend, Lorry, is visiting. In a bid to convince Jamie to go out, he says he is going to listen to Jamie in the bathroom.
Jamie: [To Lorry] I don't have a problem with you listening to me on the toilet; if you're doing that, then you're the one with the problem!
Saturday 8 October 2011
Sunday 22 May 2011
Apologetic
4.01pm, Sunday, 22nd May
Jamie and Jith are in the kitchen.
Jith: [Steals water from tap while Jamie is washing up] Sorry!
Jamie: I am not going to accept your apology. You owe me three waffles.
Jith: Here, have some invisible waffles!
Jamie: No, they are the wrong species of waffle. I want actual waffles.
Jith: You didn't specify...
Jamie: Right, next time you ask me to find someone, I'm going to go and dig up a dead body because you weren't being specific!
Jamie and Jith are in the kitchen.
Jith: [Steals water from tap while Jamie is washing up] Sorry!
Jamie: I am not going to accept your apology. You owe me three waffles.
Jith: Here, have some invisible waffles!
Jamie: No, they are the wrong species of waffle. I want actual waffles.
Jith: You didn't specify...
Jamie: Right, next time you ask me to find someone, I'm going to go and dig up a dead body because you weren't being specific!
Monday 28 February 2011
Yuman Beings
10.42pm, Monday, 28th Feb
The gang are watching Cosmos with Mikey. Carl Sagan suggests that humans could have been worm-people if the earth had different conditions.
Jamie: Think about it, if someone cuts you in half, then you've got a mate!
The gang are watching Cosmos with Mikey. Carl Sagan suggests that humans could have been worm-people if the earth had different conditions.
Jamie: Think about it, if someone cuts you in half, then you've got a mate!
Thursday 17 February 2011
Speed Dating Reflections
9.59pm, Thursday 17th Feb
Jamie: I don't believe in soulmates. Probabilistically, there are a hundred girls out there that I would be happy to spend the rest of my life with. It's just a matter of making sure the one I choose doesn't find out about the other 99!
Jamie: I don't believe in soulmates. Probabilistically, there are a hundred girls out there that I would be happy to spend the rest of my life with. It's just a matter of making sure the one I choose doesn't find out about the other 99!
Sunday 13 February 2011
I'm Not Actually Awake, You Know...
2:26pm, Sunday 13th Feb
Joe is sitting at his desk, using his computer.
Joe: I need to get up.
Jith: ...but you are up, at your computer!
Joe: No, I mean properly up.
Joe is sitting at his desk, using his computer.
Joe: I need to get up.
Jith: ...but you are up, at your computer!
Joe: No, I mean properly up.
Lemon Drizzle
2:24pm, Sunday 13th Feb
Josh is making a cake.
Joe: [via text to Jith] Who is Josh making cake for?
Jith: Josh, Joe asks who are you making cake for?
Josh: The Right Honourable Lembit Opik.
Josh is making a cake.
Joe: [via text to Jith] Who is Josh making cake for?
Jith: Josh, Joe asks who are you making cake for?
Josh: The Right Honourable Lembit Opik.
Sleep Is For The Weak...
3.05am, Sunday 13th Feb
Jith: I've been up for 12 hours. That's pathetic.
Jamie: That's more than me!
Jith: I've been up for 12 hours. That's pathetic.
Jamie: That's more than me!
Thursday 27 January 2011
45 Minutes Left to do ALL WORK EVER
11.15pm, Thursday 27th Jan
The gang are feverishly completing coursework that is due in at midnight.
The final line of Jamie's report: This fits in with the effect of how initialising the PankRank values.
If anyone can make any sense of this, please send your answers on a postcard to us.
The gang are feverishly completing coursework that is due in at midnight.
The final line of Jamie's report: This fits in with the effect of how initialising the PankRank values.
If anyone can make any sense of this, please send your answers on a postcard to us.
Friday 21 January 2011
Poor Eyesight
1.05am, Friday 21st Jan
Jamie asks Jith to plug his laptop into a hard-to-reach socket.
Jith: I can't see what I'm doing!
Jamie: Well maybe you should have better vision then!
Jith: If your mum had better vision she'd be able to see what a mistake you were!
Jamie asks Jith to plug his laptop into a hard-to-reach socket.
Jith: I can't see what I'm doing!
Jamie: Well maybe you should have better vision then!
Jith: If your mum had better vision she'd be able to see what a mistake you were!
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