12.20am, Friday 17th Dec
On discovering that inhabitants of the USA do not pull crackers at Christmas...
Joe: Not having crackers at Christmas would make it just like any other day! It'd be like Thanksgiving! How boring!
Friday, 17 December 2010
Monday, 6 December 2010
Night Owls
1.10am, Sunday 5th Dec
Jith: Joe and Josh are going to bed, so we're going to have to be quiet night owls.
Jamie: Cool, let's put on some rave music! [Puts on "Ghosts and Stuff", turns it up.]
Jith: Joe and Josh are going to bed, so we're going to have to be quiet night owls.
Jamie: Cool, let's put on some rave music! [Puts on "Ghosts and Stuff", turns it up.]
Friday, 26 November 2010
Mouse!
4am - 7.30am, Friday 26th Nov
Jith can't get to sleep because there is a weird scratching noise that moves around the room. She turns on the light to find there is a mouse. She tries to get Jamie to help but he is fast asleep. Luckily, Josh and his mouse catching skills come to the rescue.
After an hour of not being able to catch the mouse:
Josh: I wish it would stop acting like it's out on a Sunday stroll!
Jith can't get to sleep because there is a weird scratching noise that moves around the room. She turns on the light to find there is a mouse. She tries to get Jamie to help but he is fast asleep. Luckily, Josh and his mouse catching skills come to the rescue.
After an hour of not being able to catch the mouse:
Josh: I wish it would stop acting like it's out on a Sunday stroll!
Thursday, 25 November 2010
Barrel of Laughs
12.50am, Thursday 20th Nov
Josh decides to listen to the shipping forecast on Radio 4. He makes an amusing comment when it finishes.
Jith: I'd put that on the blog but it's meant to be family friendly.
Josh: Which family? The Fritzls?
Josh decides to listen to the shipping forecast on Radio 4. He makes an amusing comment when it finishes.
Jith: I'd put that on the blog but it's meant to be family friendly.
Josh: Which family? The Fritzls?
One Liners from Joe
Joe: I'd like to be a Buddhist, but I can't because I like violence.
Joe: You love man love!
Joe: You love man love!
Wednesday, 24 November 2010
Dude, Where's My Camera?
02.11am, Wed 23rd Nov
Joe: On our last day of school we drank from 12pm until 3 in the morning. I'm never doing that again.
Jith: When we graduate?
Joe: Yeah, okay. I'm easily persuaded.
Jith: Or how about on Thursday for your birthday...or perhaps Friday would be better.
Joe: Yeah, okay.
Jith: Josh, what do you reckon? Drink from 12 in the afternoon until 3 in the morning on Friday for Joe's birthday?
Josh: Yeah!
Jamie: ...shouldn't Josh be doing something special for Joe's birthday?
Joe: On our last day of school we drank from 12pm until 3 in the morning. I'm never doing that again.
Jith: When we graduate?
Joe: Yeah, okay. I'm easily persuaded.
Jith: Or how about on Thursday for your birthday...or perhaps Friday would be better.
Joe: Yeah, okay.
Jith: Josh, what do you reckon? Drink from 12 in the afternoon until 3 in the morning on Friday for Joe's birthday?
Josh: Yeah!
Jamie: ...shouldn't Josh be doing something special for Joe's birthday?
Monday, 22 November 2010
Sad Ambience
2.00am, Monday, 22nd Nov
Josh has decided to play sad music for the last few hours. He is refusing to allow anything that is too "jaunty". Blink-182's "Miss You" was skipped for being too "happy". Whistling has been banned in Josh's room. Jamie and Jith have decided the reason for this sadness is Joe being absent from the flat. We all sincerely hope he will return soon.
Josh has decided to play sad music for the last few hours. He is refusing to allow anything that is too "jaunty". Blink-182's "Miss You" was skipped for being too "happy". Whistling has been banned in Josh's room. Jamie and Jith have decided the reason for this sadness is Joe being absent from the flat. We all sincerely hope he will return soon.
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