How is this going to be hard?

12.12am, Tuesday, 31st January
Jamie, Joe and Jith are discussing a unit about Web Technologies.

Jith: I guess he teaches that stuff because there may be people who have never used the Internet before on the unit!
Joe: Yeah, those people DEFINITELY exist on our course...
Jith: I meant to say "people who have never made websites before"!

I'm Not Actually Awake, You Know...

2:26pm, Sunday 13th Feb
Joe is sitting at his desk, using his computer.

Joe: I need to get up.
Jith: ...but you are up, at your computer!
Joe: No, I mean properly up.

Lemon Drizzle

2:24pm, Sunday 13th Feb
Josh is making a cake.

Joe: [via text to Jith] Who is Josh making cake for?
Jith: Josh, Joe asks who are you making cake for?
Josh: The Right Honourable Lembit Opik.

Christmas Crackers

12.20am, Friday 17th Dec
On discovering that inhabitants of the USA do not pull crackers at Christmas...

Joe: Not having crackers at Christmas would make it just like any other day! It'd be like Thanksgiving! How boring!

Night Owls

1.10am, Sunday 5th Dec
Jith: Joe and Josh are going to bed, so we're going to have to be quiet night owls.
Jamie: Cool, let's put on some rave music! [Puts on "Ghosts and Stuff", turns it up.]

One Liners from Joe

Joe: I'd like to be a Buddhist, but I can't because I like violence.

Joe: You love man love!

Dude, Where's My Camera?

02.11am, Wed 23rd Nov

Joe: On our last day of school we drank from 12pm until 3 in the morning. I'm never doing that again.
Jith: When we graduate?
Joe: Yeah, okay. I'm easily persuaded.
Jith: Or how about on Thursday for your birthday...or perhaps Friday would be better.
Joe: Yeah, okay.
Jith: Josh, what do you reckon? Drink from 12 in the afternoon until 3 in the morning on Friday for Joe's birthday?
Josh: Yeah!
Jamie: ...shouldn't Josh be doing something special for Joe's birthday?

Sad Ambience

2.00am, Monday, 22nd Nov
Josh has decided to play sad music for the last few hours. He is refusing to allow anything that is too "jaunty". Blink-182's "Miss You" was skipped for being too "happy". Whistling has been banned in Josh's room. Jamie and Jith have decided the reason for this sadness is Joe being absent from the flat. We all sincerely hope he will return soon.

Happy Pills!

1.30am, Wednesday 17th Nov
Jamie has recently appropriated a Playstation 2 in order to complete Final Fantasy X. He has been playing this game non stop for the last few hours. Jith and Joe are sitting in his room annoying him.

Jith and Joe: [singing along wonderfully loudly and raucously to Jamie's video game music]
Jamie: Can you two take some pills to calm down?
Joe: [shouting like a crazy] WE TAKE HAPPY PILLS! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!

Joe's Future Child

11.30pm, Monday 15th Nov
The gang have been watching the video of a small child playing Jason Mraz on a ukulele.

Jith: When I get a kid, I'm going to give it a musical instrument.
Joe: I'm gonna give mine a gun.
Jith: They can team up and fight crime!
Joe: Yeah, totally! ...and then my baby will merc your baby!