2.31am (GMT+1), Sunday, 28th October
Jamie and Jith have some friends over in the living room. K is a tea fanatic. Stephen has an iPhone.
K: Can I have some tea?
Jith: No! It's way too late. If you'd asked an hour ago you could have had some.
K: ???
Jith: If you go back in time and ask me an hour ago you can have some tea then!
Stephen: [Checks phone] ...oh. It's one o' clock. The clocks have gone back.
K: Can I have some tea then?
Jith: Yes, you may.
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Sunday, 28 October 2012
Tuesday, 31 January 2012
How is this going to be hard?
12.12am, Tuesday, 31st January
Jamie, Joe and Jith are discussing a unit about Web Technologies.
Jith: I guess he teaches that stuff because there may be people who have never used the Internet before on the unit!
Joe: Yeah, those people DEFINITELY exist on our course...
Jith: I meant to say "people who have never made websites before"!
Jamie, Joe and Jith are discussing a unit about Web Technologies.
Jith: I guess he teaches that stuff because there may be people who have never used the Internet before on the unit!
Joe: Yeah, those people DEFINITELY exist on our course...
Jith: I meant to say "people who have never made websites before"!
Saturday, 8 October 2011
The Sound of Tinkle
7.43pm, Saturday, 8th October
A friend of the flat's friend, Lorry, is visiting. In a bid to convince Jamie to go out, he says he is going to listen to Jamie in the bathroom.
Jamie: [To Lorry] I don't have a problem with you listening to me on the toilet; if you're doing that, then you're the one with the problem!
A friend of the flat's friend, Lorry, is visiting. In a bid to convince Jamie to go out, he says he is going to listen to Jamie in the bathroom.
Jamie: [To Lorry] I don't have a problem with you listening to me on the toilet; if you're doing that, then you're the one with the problem!
Sunday, 22 May 2011
Apologetic
4.01pm, Sunday, 22nd May
Jamie and Jith are in the kitchen.
Jith: [Steals water from tap while Jamie is washing up] Sorry!
Jamie: I am not going to accept your apology. You owe me three waffles.
Jith: Here, have some invisible waffles!
Jamie: No, they are the wrong species of waffle. I want actual waffles.
Jith: You didn't specify...
Jamie: Right, next time you ask me to find someone, I'm going to go and dig up a dead body because you weren't being specific!
Jamie and Jith are in the kitchen.
Jith: [Steals water from tap while Jamie is washing up] Sorry!
Jamie: I am not going to accept your apology. You owe me three waffles.
Jith: Here, have some invisible waffles!
Jamie: No, they are the wrong species of waffle. I want actual waffles.
Jith: You didn't specify...
Jamie: Right, next time you ask me to find someone, I'm going to go and dig up a dead body because you weren't being specific!
Monday, 28 February 2011
Yuman Beings
10.42pm, Monday, 28th Feb
The gang are watching Cosmos with Mikey. Carl Sagan suggests that humans could have been worm-people if the earth had different conditions.
Jamie: Think about it, if someone cuts you in half, then you've got a mate!
The gang are watching Cosmos with Mikey. Carl Sagan suggests that humans could have been worm-people if the earth had different conditions.
Jamie: Think about it, if someone cuts you in half, then you've got a mate!
Thursday, 17 February 2011
Speed Dating Reflections
9.59pm, Thursday 17th Feb
Jamie: I don't believe in soulmates. Probabilistically, there are a hundred girls out there that I would be happy to spend the rest of my life with. It's just a matter of making sure the one I choose doesn't find out about the other 99!
Jamie: I don't believe in soulmates. Probabilistically, there are a hundred girls out there that I would be happy to spend the rest of my life with. It's just a matter of making sure the one I choose doesn't find out about the other 99!
Sunday, 13 February 2011
Sleep Is For The Weak...
3.05am, Sunday 13th Feb
Jith: I've been up for 12 hours. That's pathetic.
Jamie: That's more than me!
Jith: I've been up for 12 hours. That's pathetic.
Jamie: That's more than me!
Thursday, 27 January 2011
45 Minutes Left to do ALL WORK EVER
11.15pm, Thursday 27th Jan
The gang are feverishly completing coursework that is due in at midnight.
The final line of Jamie's report: This fits in with the effect of how initialising the PankRank values.
If anyone can make any sense of this, please send your answers on a postcard to us.
The gang are feverishly completing coursework that is due in at midnight.
The final line of Jamie's report: This fits in with the effect of how initialising the PankRank values.
If anyone can make any sense of this, please send your answers on a postcard to us.
Friday, 21 January 2011
Poor Eyesight
1.05am, Friday 21st Jan
Jamie asks Jith to plug his laptop into a hard-to-reach socket.
Jith: I can't see what I'm doing!
Jamie: Well maybe you should have better vision then!
Jith: If your mum had better vision she'd be able to see what a mistake you were!
Jamie asks Jith to plug his laptop into a hard-to-reach socket.
Jith: I can't see what I'm doing!
Jamie: Well maybe you should have better vision then!
Jith: If your mum had better vision she'd be able to see what a mistake you were!
Monday, 6 December 2010
Night Owls
1.10am, Sunday 5th Dec
Jith: Joe and Josh are going to bed, so we're going to have to be quiet night owls.
Jamie: Cool, let's put on some rave music! [Puts on "Ghosts and Stuff", turns it up.]
Jith: Joe and Josh are going to bed, so we're going to have to be quiet night owls.
Jamie: Cool, let's put on some rave music! [Puts on "Ghosts and Stuff", turns it up.]
Friday, 26 November 2010
Mouse!
4am - 7.30am, Friday 26th Nov
Jith can't get to sleep because there is a weird scratching noise that moves around the room. She turns on the light to find there is a mouse. She tries to get Jamie to help but he is fast asleep. Luckily, Josh and his mouse catching skills come to the rescue.
After an hour of not being able to catch the mouse:
Josh: I wish it would stop acting like it's out on a Sunday stroll!
Jith can't get to sleep because there is a weird scratching noise that moves around the room. She turns on the light to find there is a mouse. She tries to get Jamie to help but he is fast asleep. Luckily, Josh and his mouse catching skills come to the rescue.
After an hour of not being able to catch the mouse:
Josh: I wish it would stop acting like it's out on a Sunday stroll!
Wednesday, 24 November 2010
Dude, Where's My Camera?
02.11am, Wed 23rd Nov
Joe: On our last day of school we drank from 12pm until 3 in the morning. I'm never doing that again.
Jith: When we graduate?
Joe: Yeah, okay. I'm easily persuaded.
Jith: Or how about on Thursday for your birthday...or perhaps Friday would be better.
Joe: Yeah, okay.
Jith: Josh, what do you reckon? Drink from 12 in the afternoon until 3 in the morning on Friday for Joe's birthday?
Josh: Yeah!
Jamie: ...shouldn't Josh be doing something special for Joe's birthday?
Joe: On our last day of school we drank from 12pm until 3 in the morning. I'm never doing that again.
Jith: When we graduate?
Joe: Yeah, okay. I'm easily persuaded.
Jith: Or how about on Thursday for your birthday...or perhaps Friday would be better.
Joe: Yeah, okay.
Jith: Josh, what do you reckon? Drink from 12 in the afternoon until 3 in the morning on Friday for Joe's birthday?
Josh: Yeah!
Jamie: ...shouldn't Josh be doing something special for Joe's birthday?
Monday, 22 November 2010
Sad Ambience
2.00am, Monday, 22nd Nov
Josh has decided to play sad music for the last few hours. He is refusing to allow anything that is too "jaunty". Blink-182's "Miss You" was skipped for being too "happy". Whistling has been banned in Josh's room. Jamie and Jith have decided the reason for this sadness is Joe being absent from the flat. We all sincerely hope he will return soon.
Josh has decided to play sad music for the last few hours. He is refusing to allow anything that is too "jaunty". Blink-182's "Miss You" was skipped for being too "happy". Whistling has been banned in Josh's room. Jamie and Jith have decided the reason for this sadness is Joe being absent from the flat. We all sincerely hope he will return soon.
Saturday, 20 November 2010
MASSIVE DAY OF WORK
2.45pm, Saturday 20th Nov
Joe has gone home for the weekend. The others have realised they should probably go to the computer labs to finish off coursework. Josh is still in bed.
Jith: Lunch, then we go to the lab! Alex is coming too.
Jamie: What about Josh?
Jith: Don't touch him.
Jamie: What about Joe?
Jith: Don't touch him.
Jamie: Is there anyone I can touch?
Jith: No.
Jamie: What about your mum?
...
Joe has gone home for the weekend. The others have realised they should probably go to the computer labs to finish off coursework. Josh is still in bed.
Jith: Lunch, then we go to the lab! Alex is coming too.
Jamie: What about Josh?
Jith: Don't touch him.
Jamie: What about Joe?
Jith: Don't touch him.
Jamie: Is there anyone I can touch?
Jith: No.
Jamie: What about your mum?
...
Wednesday, 17 November 2010
Happy Pills!
1.30am, Wednesday 17th Nov
Jamie has recently appropriated a Playstation 2 in order to complete Final Fantasy X. He has been playing this game non stop for the last few hours. Jith and Joe are sitting in his room annoying him.
Jith and Joe: [singing along wonderfully loudly and raucously to Jamie's video game music]
Jamie: Can you two take some pills to calm down?
Joe: [shouting like a crazy] WE TAKE HAPPY PILLS! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!
Jamie has recently appropriated a Playstation 2 in order to complete Final Fantasy X. He has been playing this game non stop for the last few hours. Jith and Joe are sitting in his room annoying him.
Jith and Joe: [singing along wonderfully loudly and raucously to Jamie's video game music]
Jamie: Can you two take some pills to calm down?
Joe: [shouting like a crazy] WE TAKE HAPPY PILLS! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!
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