Monday, 28 February 2011

Yuman Beings

10.42pm, Monday, 28th Feb
The gang are watching Cosmos with Mikey. Carl Sagan suggests that humans could have been worm-people if the earth had different conditions.

Jamie: Think about it, if someone cuts you in half, then you've got a mate!

Thursday, 17 February 2011

Speed Dating Reflections

9.59pm, Thursday 17th Feb

Jamie: I don't believe in soulmates. Probabilistically, there are a hundred girls out there that I would be happy to spend the rest of my life with. It's just a matter of making sure the one I choose doesn't find out about the other 99!

Sunday, 13 February 2011

I'm Not Actually Awake, You Know...

2:26pm, Sunday 13th Feb
Joe is sitting at his desk, using his computer.

Joe: I need to get up.
Jith: ...but you are up, at your computer!
Joe: No, I mean properly up.

Lemon Drizzle

2:24pm, Sunday 13th Feb
Josh is making a cake.

Joe: [via text to Jith] Who is Josh making cake for?
Jith: Josh, Joe asks who are you making cake for?
Josh: The Right Honourable Lembit Opik.

Sleep Is For The Weak...

3.05am, Sunday 13th Feb
Jith: I've been up for 12 hours. That's pathetic.
Jamie: That's more than me!

Thursday, 27 January 2011

45 Minutes Left to do ALL WORK EVER

11.15pm, Thursday 27th Jan
The gang are feverishly completing coursework that is due in at midnight.

The final line of Jamie's report: This fits in with the effect of how initialising the PankRank values.

If anyone can make any sense of this, please send your answers on a postcard to us.

Friday, 21 January 2011

Poor Eyesight

1.05am, Friday 21st Jan
Jamie asks Jith to plug his laptop into a hard-to-reach socket.

Jith: I can't see what I'm doing!
Jamie: Well maybe you should have better vision then!
Jith: If your mum had better vision she'd be able to see what a mistake you were!