I'm Not Actually Awake, You Know...

2:26pm, Sunday 13th Feb
Joe is sitting at his desk, using his computer.

Joe: I need to get up.
Jith: ...but you are up, at your computer!
Joe: No, I mean properly up.

Lemon Drizzle

2:24pm, Sunday 13th Feb
Josh is making a cake.

Joe: [via text to Jith] Who is Josh making cake for?
Jith: Josh, Joe asks who are you making cake for?
Josh: The Right Honourable Lembit Opik.

Sleep Is For The Weak...

3.05am, Sunday 13th Feb
Jith: I've been up for 12 hours. That's pathetic.
Jamie: That's more than me!

45 Minutes Left to do ALL WORK EVER

11.15pm, Thursday 27th Jan
The gang are feverishly completing coursework that is due in at midnight.

The final line of Jamie's report: This fits in with the effect of how initialising the PankRank values.

If anyone can make any sense of this, please send your answers on a postcard to us.

Poor Eyesight

1.05am, Friday 21st Jan
Jamie asks Jith to plug his laptop into a hard-to-reach socket.

Jith: I can't see what I'm doing!
Jamie: Well maybe you should have better vision then!
Jith: If your mum had better vision she'd be able to see what a mistake you were!

Christmas Crackers

12.20am, Friday 17th Dec
On discovering that inhabitants of the USA do not pull crackers at Christmas...

Joe: Not having crackers at Christmas would make it just like any other day! It'd be like Thanksgiving! How boring!

Night Owls

1.10am, Sunday 5th Dec
Jith: Joe and Josh are going to bed, so we're going to have to be quiet night owls.
Jamie: Cool, let's put on some rave music! [Puts on "Ghosts and Stuff", turns it up.]